Weezer Need To Fucking Stop Making Music.
right now. just stop. its embarrassing for everybody.
Rivers, step into my office.
- did you lose a bet?
- is this performance art?
- did you quit doing drugs? if yes: why not get back on drugs?
- are you doing too many drugs? if yes: why not do more drugs?
- so you like to exclusively bang asian chicks. i will personally drive you to the Sherman Oaks Galleria and let you loose if you promise me to never, ever do a song with Lil Wayne again. or cover Lady Gaga. or make any more music.
- rock stars aren’t supposed to enjoy being rock stars. this is why Axl Rose was Axl Rose and went batshit and banged models and Bret Michaels is playing Hepatitis Boggle with girls he meets on a bus. ON A BUS.
- actually, fuck all that. here’s a gun, a candle, and a picture of Brian Wilson crying. i’ll leave you alone.
