“Give me all your candy, or I will rip your small intestines out and stuff all 22 feet of them down your throat.”*This is the only type of child I would ever be willing to raise.

“Give me all your candy, or I will rip your small intestines out and stuff all 22 feet of them down your throat.”


*This is the only type of child I would ever be willing to raise.

(Source: presentlondon)

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