“Give me all your candy, or I will rip your small intestines out and stuff all 22 feet of them down your throat.”
*This is the only type of child I would ever be willing to raise.
(Source: presentlondon)
“Give me all your candy, or I will rip your small intestines out and stuff all 22 feet of them down your throat.”
*This is the only type of child I would ever be willing to raise.
(Source: presentlondon)